Welp, that is fairly onerous, is not it?

An Oklahoma duck hunter discovered himself on the unsuitable facet of a frozen creek… so he weighed the choices.

And on the recommendation of her buddy (by no means take heed to her buddy) she determined to lie flat on the ice and crawl on the opposite facet of her abdomen. The concept, which was theoretically a good suggestion, was to unfold a few of the weight on the ice, making the ice much less liable to cracking.

“Distribute physique weight”

After slowing down by crawling on the ice, he slid his gun (laughing together with his ass) in direction of his buddy after which determined to deviate from the plan.

He will get up and begins working for it.

And as you possibly can think about, it did not fairly go as deliberate…

Take be aware of us…

Illinois Duck Hunters Refuse to Go away as Hurricane Approaches Blind

When duck hunters themselves turn out to be “sitting geese”…

It is no secret that storms have been rising currently. Damaging hurricanes, devastating hurricanes, storms, droughts, forest fires… Mom Nature appears offended.

And whereas there are at all times loopy movies from any storm, I do not assume I’ve seen something like this.

A couple of years in the past, a gaggle of Illinois duck hunters sat from the entrance row of a hurricane close to Havana, Illinois.

By NBC 25 NewsWhen Jace Pedigo and his buddies had been searching in Fulton County, a big twister appeared behind them.

Buddies even joked that they would not thoughts seeing one:

“Earlier within the day, the day hurricane monitoring really aired, I mentioned to the fellows, ‘I might prefer to see a hurricane I’ve personally by no means seen'”

He instantly modified his voice:

“Keep in mind after I mentioned I would not thoughts seeing a twister? That is not what I had in thoughts.”

For sure, this got here to them rapidly, however they actually did not have a lot of a selection.

Plus, the photograph and video was epic:

“It was quick, it went from a flat-bottomed cloud to a hurricane in a minute and a half… which could not have been the neatest factor, but when… sure, I might throw it out.”

I might be shitting in my pants…